Disillusioned B.A.R.B.I.E.

Disturbed, Incoherent, Disoriented

May 21, 2008

Wouldn’t it be nice if I or someone could invent a a brainwashing machine? Weeee!! That would be really nice. I could erase all the bad and hurtful events in my life.. I could sleep soundly and i wouldn’t have these BIG eyebags! Well the machine should look really nice when you wear it (i’m a fashionista..duh!) I wouldnt want the machine to look like an electric chair used to kill criminals (but how i wish i could use that to kill someone! hahah!) Anyway, back to the brainwashing machine,it can look like guess cap or even a gucci shades..Definitely no one would know that its a brainwashing machine (is brainwashing even a word or recgonized in the dictionary?? i dont know..i’m not a genius but i sure would want to be one)  Do i sound pathetic now?? yeah I do.. I desperately want to erase all the things that had happened recently. So traumatic and hurtful.. If i could just die from heartbeak. Well here’s my wish list.. Read on and  see how disturbed i am today..

 

 

How I wish I could..

 

1. Slit his throat open

2. Burn down ADDU

3. Smash his car

4. Rip his heart out and feed it to the rats

5. Dig the girl’s eyes out 

6. Throw a bomb inside the car while they’re in it

7. Serve them food with rat poison in it. (hmm..that gave me an idea..how about invent a cheater and bitch poison)

8. Have them live on CHEATERS.. (have you seen the show??)

9. Hit their brains with a hammer until it turns into a mushy ang gooey substance

10. well.. i just wish i could kill them..

 

Haha! I’m having flight of ideas again.. back to the brainwashing machiney.. ehhe! yeah.. i could erase all the events but can i erase the person in my heart????  

 

 

 

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Previous Comments

When you have invented that cheater poison, please do not forget to offer it to me. I will buy some from you. :)

Posted by virus at May 21, 2008, 1:40 pm

Wow. Bitter much? O_o

Posted by Ade at May 21, 2008, 5:42 pm

cheater posion?? sure.. its for free!!! hahaha!!

Posted by Hannah Granado at May 25, 2008, 4:53 pm

OM ginoo!!! U R so harsh! And I’m glad we’re friends! haha

Posted by janus at June 1, 2008, 6:15 pm

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